Friday, May 1, 2009

Freddie Mitchell .. When Pigs Fly ... !

Freddie Mitchell It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly". Indeed 100 days into Obama's presidency, "swine flu"!


  1. Have you ever thought about entering politics Freddie? Afterall, you are the People's Champ?

    Fred-Ex 2016 !!

  2. Freddie, have you ever thought about stand up comedy?

  3. Hey Guys,

    I have actually thought about joining political scene, but too time consuming and would take away from my workouts ....


  4. Hey Freddie, down the right side of the blog page I see that your Facebook badge has an e-mail listed. Is that operational? I sent an e-mail your way about some illustrations. Although I imagine that if the e-mail does work, you're probably sifting through plenty right now. Take care Freddie. -Chris.

  5. Freddie,

    There 3 certainties in life: Death, Taxes and Freddie Mitchell getting open. Why you aren't on an NFL roster right now is beyond me. Obviously you're holding out for more money, and personally I think that's the way to go.

    I assume the Eagles are in daily talks with your agent trying to get you back. Clearly they miss you at WR. Look at the crap they have there now:
    Kevin Curtis - Whitey McWhite always hurt.

    Reggie Brown - soon to be cut, too dumb to be on the field

    Jason Avant - Can't get open to save his life

    Hank Baskett - Freddie Mitchell wanna-be, only claim to fame is his girlfriend

    DeSean Jackson - Looked good last year only cause everyone else sucks. Plus he was a rookie so he was forced into cleaning up McNabbs puke.

    Jeremy Maclin - Couldn't even carry your jock.

    So you see why this is a slam dunk? Just sign the contract and come back already. Even if you have to take a 1 year deal from the Eagles at a low rate, think about how the next 12 months will go:
    You'll be back at Lehigh by July
    On the cover of SI by October.
    Super Bowl hero in February.
    Nike Shoe deal by March
    Brand new 4 yr 40 million dollar deal with the team of your choice by April 2010.

    Can't you see this happening? I sure can.


  6. Fred Ex-

    I'm a big Eagles Fan and of course a huge Fred Ex fan as well! If you can't come to terms with any NFL teams this year, I was wondering if you'll make more of a effort to break into the entertainment industry? I've always seen you as much more then just a incredible athlete. I figured you'd be a shoe for some Hollywood roles if you wanted to go in that direction.

    What I really can't understand is why somebody like Fed Ex hasn't picked you up as a national spokesman? I mean we got that idiot doing the stupid whiteboard campaigns for UPS, why isn't Fed Ex beating down your door to put a high profile athlete like yourself in there ads??? Do you think maybe they are concerned about your multiple nicknames being confusing for the public? Maybe if you officially came out with a press release and relinquished your "People's Champ" title it could pave the way for the Fred Ex - Fed Ex series of commercials…

    Take Care

  7. I just got an Eagles mini-helmet signed by you!